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Dirty Old Man

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Posted - 02/24/2014 :  21:37:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote  Reply WITHOUT a Quote
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you"

Saint Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

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Posted - 03/04/2014 :  06:38:52  Show Profile  Visit KC's Homepage  Reply with Quote  Reply WITHOUT a Quote

My fake plants died. I forgot to pretend to water them ;-}
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